Funny Things I Have Said or Done Lately

I got a sip of Mom's Diet Coke.  Afterwards, I sighed and said, "Ohhhh... caffeine.  I love caffeine."

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I am learning a lot in preschool, and it comes in handy during arguements.  For instance, I wanted to take my nap on the bed with Mom.  Mom told me no, I had to sleep in my own room.  I told her that she wasn't being a very good citizen.



What Jingle Has Been Up To

 Jingle is quite the silly elf.  I find him in different places every morning.  One day he was eating my cereal.

 The next day he was wrapped up in the toilet paper.

 On the third day, I locked him in this container to see if he could get out.  He did.  He left a snowball trail.

 I guess if you leave your paints out, he will paint you a picture.

Mom found out the hard way what happens if she leaves her coke out.