October 5, 2011

Funny Things I Have Said or Done Lately

Aunt Brittany just had a baby, so I have had babies on my mind.  One day I asked Mom, "Mom? When I grow up and have a baby, how is the doctor going to get it out of my tummy?  I just don't know."
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"Mom? When I was a baby, did Jesus sell me to you?"
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Mom walked into the kitchen.  I had the ketchup out putting some 'dip' on a plate for me to dip lettuce in.  Mom asked me what I was doing. "Mom.  (Perhaps there was an eye roll.) Little kids need to practice putting dip on their plates.  That way when they are big they can do it all by themselves."

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